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Wednesday, 21 December 2011
Teh Tarik Story
Seorang orang asli datang ke warung Pak Samad untuk minum
Orang Asli: Ermm... Teh tarik panas berapa? Sejuk pula berapa?
Pak Samad: Panas RM0.70.. Sejuk RM1.20
Orang Asli: Bagi saya panas punya..
Sebaik saja teh tarik panas tiba di maja Orang Asli tadi, dia minum teh tarik yang panas tadi sekali gus.
Pak Samad: Kenapa laju sangat kamu minum?
Orang Asli: Iyelah.. Kalau saya minum lambat-lambat, tah tarik panas ni akan jadi sejuk. Bila dah sejuk, tak pasal-pasal saya kena bayar RM1.20...
Pak Samad: @#$%#@#$%$@$
Orang Asli: Ermm... Teh tarik panas berapa? Sejuk pula berapa?
Pak Samad: Panas RM0.70.. Sejuk RM1.20
Orang Asli: Bagi saya panas punya..
Sebaik saja teh tarik panas tiba di maja Orang Asli tadi, dia minum teh tarik yang panas tadi sekali gus.
Pak Samad: Kenapa laju sangat kamu minum?
Orang Asli: Iyelah.. Kalau saya minum lambat-lambat, tah tarik panas ni akan jadi sejuk. Bila dah sejuk, tak pasal-pasal saya kena bayar RM1.20...
Pak Samad: @#$%#@#$%$@$
Sunday, 18 December 2011
uuaaaarrrrggghhh!!!!!!!!!
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27245727.7527257 .72575 .7245724557. 72547272454110347861111 .0101111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
(TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!)
BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRASHED.............
27245727.7527257 .72575 .7245724557. 72547272454110347861111 .0101111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
(TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!)
BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRASHED.............
Thursday, 15 December 2011
Flying Without Wings..........
Everybody's looking for a something
One thing that makes it all complete
You'll find it in the strangest places
Places you never knew it could be
Some find it in the face of their children
Some find it in their lover's eyes
Who can deny the joy it brings
When you've found that special thing
You're flying without wings
Some find it sharing every morning
Some in their solitary lives
You'll find it in the words of others
A simple line can make you laugh or cry
You'll find it in the deepest friendship
The kind you cherish all your life
And when you know how much it means
You've found that special thing
You're flying without wings
So, impossible as it may seem
You've got to fight for every dream
‘Cause who's to know which one you let go
Would have made you complete
Well, for me it's waking up beside you
To watch the sunrise on your face
To know that I can say I love you
At any given time or place
It's little things that only I know
Those are the things that make you mine
And it's like flying without wings
‘Cause you're my special thing
I'm flying without wings
And you're the place my life begins
And you'll be where it ends
I'm flying without wings
And that's the joy you bring
I'm flying without wings
One thing that makes it all complete
You'll find it in the strangest places
Places you never knew it could be
Some find it in the face of their children
Some find it in their lover's eyes
Who can deny the joy it brings
When you've found that special thing
You're flying without wings
Some find it sharing every morning
Some in their solitary lives
You'll find it in the words of others
A simple line can make you laugh or cry
You'll find it in the deepest friendship
The kind you cherish all your life
And when you know how much it means
You've found that special thing
You're flying without wings
So, impossible as it may seem
You've got to fight for every dream
‘Cause who's to know which one you let go
Would have made you complete
Well, for me it's waking up beside you
To watch the sunrise on your face
To know that I can say I love you
At any given time or place
It's little things that only I know
Those are the things that make you mine
And it's like flying without wings
‘Cause you're my special thing
I'm flying without wings
And you're the place my life begins
And you'll be where it ends
I'm flying without wings
And that's the joy you bring
I'm flying without wings
(klaw ampa nk jlas, highlight ja)
Haloo...........
Weyh!!
Ak boring la tgh mlam ni.... pa nk wat haa? Hmmmm... TIDOQ!!!! Wokey..Babai. ASSALAMUALAIKUM dan SALAM PENCETUS REVOLUSI KECEMERLANGAN!!
Ak boring la tgh mlam ni.... pa nk wat haa? Hmmmm... TIDOQ!!!! Wokey..Babai. ASSALAMUALAIKUM dan SALAM PENCETUS REVOLUSI KECEMERLANGAN!!
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