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Teh Tarik Story

Seorang orang asli datang ke warung Pak Samad untuk minum

Orang Asli: Ermm... Teh tarik panas berapa? Sejuk pula berapa?
Pak Samad: Panas RM0.70.. Sejuk RM1.20
Orang Asli: Bagi saya panas punya..

Sebaik saja teh tarik panas tiba di maja Orang Asli tadi, dia minum teh tarik yang panas tadi sekali gus.

Pak Samad: Kenapa laju sangat kamu minum?
Orang Asli: Iyelah.. Kalau saya minum lambat-lambat, tah tarik panas ni akan jadi sejuk. Bila dah sejuk, tak pasal-pasal saya kena bayar RM1.20...
Pak Samad: @#$%#@#$%$@$

Healing back.......

tuuut  tuuut  tuuut  tuuut...
Doctor: You're okay but take care...
Me: Thanks....

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CRASHED.............

Flying Without Wings..........

Everybody's looking for a something
One thing that makes it all complete
You'll find it in the strangest places
Places you never knew it could be

Some find it in the face of their children
Some find it in their lover's eyes
Who can deny the joy it brings
When you've found that special thing
You're flying without wings

Some find it sharing every morning
Some in their solitary lives
You'll find it in the words of others
A simple line can make you laugh or cry

You'll find it in the deepest friendship
The kind you cherish all your life
And when you know how much it means
You've found that special thing
You're flying without wings

So, impossible as it may seem
You've got to fight for every dream
‘Cause who's to know which one you let go
Would have made you complete

Well, for me it's waking up beside you
To watch the sunrise on your face
To know that I can say I love you
At any given time or place

It's little things that only I know
Those are the things that make you mine
And it's like flying without wings
‘Cause you're my special thing
I'm flying without wings

And you're the place my life begins
And you'll be where it ends

I'm flying without wings
And that's the joy you bring
I'm flying without wings

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Haloo...........

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LeMoN TrEe =>

When I was just a lad of ten, my father said to me,

"Come here and take a lesson from the lovely lemon tree."

"Don't put your faith in love, my boy", my father said to me,

"I fear you'll find that love is like the lovely lemon tree." 

Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet

but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet

but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat. 

One day beneath the lemon tree, my love and I did lie

A girl so sweet that when she smiled the stars rose in the sky.

We passed that summer lost in love beneath the lemon tree

the music of her laughter hid my father's words from me: 

Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet

but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet

but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat. 

One day she left without a word. She took away the sun.

And in the dark she left behind, I knew what she had done.

She'd left me for another, it's a common tale but true.

A sadder man but wiser now I sing these words to you: 

Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet

but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet

but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

Lemon tree...Lemon tree...

Lemon tree...Lemon tree...

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